Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Pump You Up

I just finished an amazing work out. I found a way to work basically every muscle in my body. When I finished, I was sweaty, toned, thirsty, muscular, and did I mention sweaty? Now I know you'd all like the secret to my success....

Well, using this...



I did this...

You got it folks. And for only three payments of $29.99, you can get my intense workout DVD collection: "You Gotta Mow It to Tone It". If you call now, I'll throw in our recently deceased lawn mower for free! Just pay shipping & handling.

Yep. I am now one buff woman. I can already feel my tighter little glutes. Who knew getting in shape could be so cheap? Added bonus? That fresh grass smell. It's a nice musk.

4 comments:

Jen said...

Do you know I have never even started a mower? Let alone mowed a lawn.

Does that mean I'm lazy or stuck in the 50's? Not sure. All I know is that it's hubby's job :)

the lazy reader said...

You make me laugh.

Ryan, Carrie, Kaydree, and Carver said...

Like I said...I don't do lawn mowing. Then again, I have to make time to run on my treadmill so maybe I should consider it - it seems more productive!

bilingualandmore said...

Hahahaha, I cannot stop laughing. And I keep running to the gym when this awesome workout is right in front of my nose. So, you mean the days I don't make it to the gym I can say I was running around the house all day and it is a legitimate workout? ;-)