I don't care if you're a virus or a sinus infection or an ear infection or the flu. Just please go away. Puh-lease! Pretty please with a cherry on top? I'm not too proud to beg either. Really. Getting up at 4am for seminary has already been doing some kicking of my trash, I really don't need you to join in.
Thank you. I would write more but now I am going to try medicating myself and go climb back into bed. I think I am going to hire a babysitter so I can sleep. And FYI, I'll be sending you the bill. I think you at least owe me that much.